BAIL ME OUT!!!...ONLY $699 BILLION NEEDED! Start Price USD 14,569.17 Current Price USD 14,569.17 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Sunday, November 16, 2008 End Time Sunday, November 23, 2008 Location Orlando, Florida See more about 'BAIL ME OUT!!!...ONLY $699 BILLION NEEDED!' Description plgifts Store UP FOR BId an autograph copy of this auction...Is THIS WHERE AN EXPLANATION IS EXPECTED?TO help sell this item..ok here goes..wait a minute..WHY?!!I reasoned that this auction is open to the American public so no explanation is needed.I mean didn't we just GIVE AWAY $700 BILLION without any legit explanation given or needed..So what is $15,000.00 more?WHAT?Only the insanely wealthy is entitled to FREE money?What?This is different..how?..because only people who have proven they have ZERO money management skills can ask for more?..Well,that's me!!Yeah I haven't lost as much as these jokers but I'm willing to try!!I even offer what they offered..NO SENSIBLE detailing of how I'll be spending the money..Am I still not worthy?Geez..You may say this is a ripoff..Really?..How about if I call it a 'BUYOUT' does that sound reasonable now!!??SO BID NOW!!!Help the poor(me) break into this free money gig before some pompous,snotty rich(no offence  to all rich bidders..You're not included) joker cries foul and we have to fork over some more cash..Winning bidder will get a signed promise that all money will be spent & will be sent a copy of a stimulus check or as it is fondly known 'Distraction Money'..THAT"S IT!$15,000.00 for a signed piece of paper.WHAT A DEAL!!.Which is more than you got last time you gave money away.ACT NOW!!It may not last all week..Ebay may intervene..Oh and don't worry about your 401k going down in flames,I'm sure the government will be lining up to bail you out!! Place a Bid!