Bag-O-Yarn = Bag-O-Awesome Start Price USD 1,000,000.00 Current Price USD 1,000,000.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Sunday, September 07, 2008 End Time Sunday, September 14, 2008 Location Bloomington, IN See more about 'Bag-O-Yarn = Bag-O-Awesome' Description A wise man once told me, "[to] simply take these materials and DO something with them." So what am I doing with these materials one may ask? I am selling them- on eBay! Yea, eBay! To whomever is awesome enough to purchase these magical yarned materials, your life is about to change because Bag-O-Yarn = Bag-O-Awesome. It's out of control awesome- I can't even begin to describe to you how awesome this is. It's purely mind-blowing. It's science. You need to see it to believe it. One may even dare to say that these materials are out of control. You may have even noticed that I already said that in my last state [that being- 'out of control'], but don't be fooled. It's for emphasis. This package is a concoction of both pure magic and pure awesome. For serious. Where else can the key to happiness lie other than a plastic zip lock bag of blue, green, yellow, orange, and black yarn? Can you imagine? CAN YOU!?!? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!! I don't know either. I can't answer that for you. The possibilities are endless. It's like an eternity of awesomeness. I can't even fathom how awesome these hues and saturations are. I mean- I can't even make this a correct sentence because it's just TOO awesome. Dude, yarn. yea. There are some brown tags in there too with some percentage signs on a brownish background. Oh, but wait. Yea, they're laminated. Whoa. I KNOW! Dare to dream. Experience the awesomeness. I dare you. No, better yet- I challenge you. Do you except my challenge? You will and you will like it!  Don't be lame- there is no shame. Buy today, buy now. Yarn: It's where the future is headed [okay not really, but it could be- maybe? Question mark?]. Don't delay, buy today. Bag-O-Yarn = Bag-O-Awesome. Dude, yarn. Period. Place a Bid!